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Sunday, November 29, 2009

IT HAS BEGUN... THE PUSSY KITCHEN REMIX COMPETITION!! (Brought to You By Jerk Slow/Move Fast and Intercontinental Excellence)




After a lengthy discussion with the competition's sponsors 'Intercontinental Excellence', we decided that the time is finally right to begin the highly anticipated Pussy Kitchen Remix Competition. If you haven't already heard the original version of this smash hit by Sassy Mouth and the Bow Wow Dawgs you can download it HERE. If you've heard the hype surround this competition then you probably wanna get to your remixing right away... so here are the ground rules;

- A package containing of the parts of the original 'Pussy Kitchen' track are available to download below

- All additional sounds/samples are welcomed EXCEPT additional vocals
- One remix submission per artist
- All remixes must be submitted to jerkslowmovefast@gmail.com, be sure to included your name/group, your remix title, where your from, and any other information you see fit

- The remixes submitted will be posted (as they come in) with a download link
- The remixes submitted will also be streamed on the website through a playlist we are going to created on the side

- The tentative date for submission is January 7, 2010 (the date may be pushed back a week but will not be pushed forward)
- After all remixes are submitted, a week long voting period will take place with a poll on the side of the website
- The Top 5 Remixes will qualify for a final round of voting, which will take place at PUSSY KITCHEN [THE EVENT]


GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE COMPETITORS....

Love for Mixed Media

Typically before doing a post about a subject I'm captivated by and dying to put out there, I tend to engross myself with everything I can find on it in hopes to have a better understanding on what I'm about to write about. This time though, with every article and definition I come across, I'm finding myself even more inarticulate and hesitant when trying express my thoughts. So with that I'm not going to try define it other than this: Mixed media Art tends to refer to a work of visual art that combines various traditionally distinct visual art mediums. Any materials can be used, such as pages from magazines, newspaper, photographs, fabric, soil, or packaging to make a collage. A mixed media piece can be as 'simple' as using two mediums, such as acrylic paints with pastel on top.

For example, a gold leaf was often added to church paintings; Leonardo da Vinci mixed pastels with other drawing media; William Blake used watercolor washes to his prints; Edgar Degas combined pastels with charcoal and printing inks.

Now with the rise of photoshop, the world of mixed media art has exploded with a whole new sense of untouchable boundaries.

It first began about a year ago when I came across London based Nikki Farquharson's illustrations for Missbehave magazine incorporating a mix of fashion, minimal hand drawn design and electric color. Soon after that the internet exploded with artists that seemed to focus between shifts of communication, color, pattern and typography.

Over the last 2 months It's gotten harder to ignore it's popularity and finally I've compiled a best of from a galore of artists that are astonishing at what they do. Many of them I simply saved on my computer with no information on the artist and such.... so. yeah. enjoy....

It’s all a big game of construction, some with a brush, some with a shovel, some choose a pen.
- Pollock
























Friday, November 27, 2009

READY SET !!!

[Ready Set with my crew the Re-Up Gang. He's Cool.]

So my main man(literally) and JerkSlow/MoveFast's house DJ: Ready Set a.k.a DJ LiveswithLuke a.k.a Brad just dropped the sexiest mix for us. You might recognize him from his recent contribution to the heavy hitter Pussy Kitchen Mixtape, the actual production of world renowned Pussy Kitchen single and oh so many shirts off shows around Guelph. This is the first of many mixes he's going to be dropping so keep your eyes open. This shits hot. Eat it up!


Download it HERE !!

Track Listing:

Kidda - Under the Sun (Herve Remix)
Hyper Go Go - High (Dopefish Remix)
Stevie Wonder - Sir Duke (Dirty Monkeez Remix)
Jean Elan - Wheres Your Head At? (Klaas Remix)
Silvio Ecomo & Chuckie - Moombah (Afrojack Remix)
The Young Punx - Juice and Gin (Riva Starr Remix)
Fake Blood - I Think I Like It
Cold Blank - Your Love is Electric
Drop the Lime - Set me Free (Harvard Bass Remix)

Listen Loud!

IT'S LIKE THAT JAY-Z/LINKIN MASH-UP ALBUM.... BUT COOL



Originating from a Bronx studio and a collaboration between the dirt under your fingernails, blues rock duo, The Black Keys and perennial gangster Jim Jones... Damon Dash's Blakroc has evolved into a monster (and that monster was released today)!

I guess after getting a taste of the hip-hip world from Danger Mouse (producer of their last album 'Attack and Release'), the Black Keys were ready to dive head in and Dash was eagerly awaiting them with open arms. Building on the momentum of the initial collaboration with Jim Jones... Dash decided to open his Rolodex of hip-hop greats and invite RZA, Raekwon, Q-Tip, Ludacris, Mos Def and a few others to turn this side project into a full fledged album. When reflecting on previous rap/rock collabs like Jay-Z/Linkin Park and Nelly/ Tim McGraw, it is understandable why this album may be approached with skepticism... however, one can expect something more along the line's of N.A.S.A's 'Spirit of the Apollo'..... just expect more under the covers dirty blues vibes than dance inspired samba soul.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

"the fuck did i do?!"



I try and stay away from things that I know I'll get addicted to if I dabble in. No cigarettes, no coffee, keep other vices to a fair minimum.... but I just started watching The Wire earlier on this week, and "shhhiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttt", it just might be the best show on television in the entire universe.

If you're not familiar, starting to watch it is somewhat of a dangerous endeavor. Every episode is an hour, five seasons, roughly 12 episodes per season... making that kind of commitment is equivalent to saying "yeah, I'm cool with spending five days of my life engulfed in the soft blue glow of my computer's monitor". But the amount of amazing shit that is in each episode makes it way past worth it. Check out these top 100 quotes which are currently in the process of changing my life as I watch this show.

(by the way, I'm only in Season 2, so no spoilers please)

A Word or Two from the Not so Dead Poet's Society


A poem:

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

and poetry is deader than swine’s with the flu.

Ok so it’s not the kindest of imagery, but it rhymes, and that’s what poetry is all about, right? Rhyming words together in a pattern, so it sounds a little like a kid’s song? Or old English phrasing, talking backwards about flowers and love? Well maybe this is true, but it’s not the whole truth. And maybe this idea of poetry is what’s given it such a bad rep over recent years.

Let’s face it; poetries following today is far from brag worthy, especially when compared with the old times, when poetry was IT! But now it’s like you mention the word poetry, and 8 out of 10 people turn their heads, roll their eyes and ask under their breath “when’s this boring fool gettin’ a DVD player,” and the two that didn’t are only pretending to listen, because they think all the smart kids read poems.

You could say that the reason for poetry’s flop is that we just don’t have the writers we used to, like Shakespeare, everybody’s go to lyricist. But as I recently found out, the lack of interest in poetry is not for a lack of talent.

When we lift up the large heavy rock under which poetry has been hiding, we find there are plenty of folks right under there with it, keeping it warm.

A story: A boy takes a trip to NY City, and in that city he takes the D-Train, and on that train he sees a well dressed man sweet talking a French girl, in one hand the brim of his fedora, in the other a stack of books, and on the cover is him. And upon seeing the boy this man turns from the French girl, and offers one of the books of poetry for 10 American dollars. A hustler, and a poet. Needless to say I accepted.

What I found did not disappoint me. This man who is content to call himself Blue, while being most definitely black, offers some of the most real and honest depictions of life that I’ve come across to date, and he does so in a way that’s always entertaining. His book is called Corner Stores In the Middle of the Block, and its undoubtedly bomb. His portrayals of Harlem life come off the page in a free flowing kind of way that never stumbles over itself for the sake of rhyming, and it always makes sense at first glance (unlike your boy Romeo, who made us read his lines 4 times each before we realized he was just trying to tap Juliet in a longwinded way).

His work is a collection of stories and thoughts, put on the page as they came and left alone to do the work themselves. What’s possibly the best part of reading Blue’s work is that he doesn’t talk endlessly about a heart break or the magic of a tree, but talks instead about his life, the significant and insignificant moments of it, struggles and joys, and even if you didn’t grow up in Harlem you can relate to his stuff.

When you read his work you can laugh at his troubles, you can feel the coldness in the bricks of the buildings he wrote from, you can picture the female he’s pursuing on the subway, and hear the bitterness when he talks about the people in his city too afraid to help themselves.

His writing is universal; it’s about people, period. And since we all know a little bit about those it’s unavoidable that you’ll be entertained by some of his poetry. It’s writers like this that are keeping poetry alive, helping it evolve and not letting it become something of the past. His words are fresh, they have life, they sound genuine and free from any constraint over genre and content. Nothing is withheld when Blue talks; it’s like when you read his work you just became close friends and he’s about to pour some realness on you, if you just accept the invite.

Blue’s raw, straight up way of telling his opinions through his poetry is giving breath back to a way of expression that we’ve used for centuries, and for good reason. Communication, whether its simple conversation, music, or poetry is just down-right good for the soul. To get out our thoughts and dreams, loves and hates in a creative way is something we as people need, and in a world of text messages and short e-mails I think its refreshing like kool-aid to find a counterculture still taking the time to express the thoughts of the not so rich and famous.

Check out these excerpts from one of Blue’s pieces

Urban Renewal

Deep is when a Lady will stand up to her man, yet she’ll run from a mouse…

But then again, that’s not Deep…

Deep is the way girls only seem to show interest in me when they see me with another girl…

So I started hanging out with lesbians…

And we Pick up girls together…

This is that poem that wants to tell that guy that has been dating that girl for three weeks that she’s not having sex with him because she’s still having sex with her ex-boyfriend…

The hood is where the neighbourhood restaurant can make an order of some chopped up bullshit that will melt in your mouth and cat soup is on the lunch special menu but you gotta ask for it under the name “Woo-hop”

And while I wait for my order I can be entertained by some jiggie 4 year old little boy with a pair of pants that can fit me

And he’s doing the shake and reciting the lyrics to every rap song that comes on the radio but when I asked him to recite his alphabet he couldn’t get past the letter E.

And I'm thinking to myself, I bet if he practiced the alphabet with a Puff Daddy remix, then he’ll get the shit right

Blue makes some good observations, ones that you might find yourself making. And it’s good to be reminded that you’re not the only one with these thoughts and ideas, and its good to see someone making your shared thoughts public. You might even say it’s just good to share, which is actually what poetry is about.

So unless you’re too busy chasing down business deals and reading Donald Trump’s How to Get Rich to listen to a genuine dude drop some genuine stories about things you’ve probably experienced and felt yourself, I highly recommend you give this independent artist a look up. And if you don’t, then at least realize that poetry, the rhythmic expression of the heart n' soul, is still very much alive, though it’s pulse has changed. So let’s keep talking, and writing, and reading, and listening,

Because like my friend Blue would say,

“We grown ups have this tendency to stop communicating, once we start phucking.”

I don’t think Shakespeare would know what to do with this guy, but I bet he’d read his book, and then ask for more.

JD

What She Said & Friends

























Visit Fresh-Media for more photos from the night.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

OhMyGawdICan'tBelieveIt!



Holiday '09 Flights with Neon Green!
Jordan's 2010 Boys and Girls Line !
Sexy Reeboks! Endless New Pumps!
and yes, Kids LA Gears now come in Gold.


HOOOORAY! [for small feet and Christmas season]













Monday, November 23, 2009

"The Greatest Athletic Achievement By A Man On A Psychedelic Journey"




A description of Dock Ellis' most celebrated night seems a bit redundant since the video does exactly that... but its worth noting that this wasn't the only night where Dock Ellis was the man, he is also remembered for beaning Reggie Jackson in the face during the 1971 All Star game and an incident against the Cincinnati Reds in 1974 where he attempt to bean every hitter in the lineup to prove a point to his fellow teammates. The narration of the video is actually taken from a Dock Ellis radio interview in 2008. The actual video was drawn and animated by James Blagden of No Mas. After briefly researching James Blagden and No Mas, I discovered that they operated a sports inspired clothing company, that offers such gems an Muhammad Ali bath robe and a number of t-shirts making reference to nostalgic sports sentiments.

RAZOR RAMON IN ETOBICOKE

By Tyler Morrison




A few years back after smashing through one of the multiple open mic nights in Toronto I found myself travelling back to the atomic dustbin I used to live in, the infamous comedy party house at 405 Kipling. The parties at this house were legendary, a who's who of the comedy scene used to rock there including the best band in the country Proposterous who I lived with in what could only be the equivalent of Animal House. Picture John Belushi wearing his classic blue sweatshirt that says College across the chest only instead of pounding Jack he's pounding motor oil.

For some reason this night was not one of those party nights, I guess we were busy paying the rent that week working our numerous day jobs and doing our night time standup and rock gigs.
On the way back to 405 Kipling I found myself sitting beside a young comic who I had met a few times before, another Humber College graduate who was starting to really come into his own. The comic was Nathan Macintosh, one of Canada's fastest rising LEGIT comedians who recently won a much deserved Canadian Comedy Award for Best Talent.

Back then we were still living out in the west end of the city so those late night subway and bus journeys seemed like an eternity when I was by myself, especially with no discman to listen to. Fortunately this one was going by pretty quickly as Nathan and I discussed comedy.

During our conversation I could not help but notice this beautiful girl sitting across from us. This was the type of girl that everyone notices, regardless of who you are, she turns heads. She makes Bo Derek look like a one. And as my eyes shifted over towards her in the middle of the conversation her cell phone rang. What would follow is perhaps the most awkward experience I have witnessed in my 26 years on this beautiful planet.

Here is a breakdown of what happened:

The hot girl's cellular telephone rings. She checks the caller ID and answers with zero reluctance, a smile still plastered on her face as this is clearly someone close to her on the other end of the line.

"Hello?"

Vanishing from her face is the smile that once occupied her lips, followed by what I can only describe as blood curdling screams of "Oh my god no! Oh my god no!" The entire bus is now in silence and all that can be heard is her whimpering sobs. Her initial conversation now over, wiping tears that continue to stream down her face she dials another number.

"Mom! Mom! Jim Schoman's dead! Jim Schoman's dead! Oh my god he's dead mom! I can't believe he's dead! Jim Schoman's dead!"

I am not sure how many times she repeated this but in that instant it seemed like it reverberated throughout the entire TTC vessel of poverty.

"Jim Schoman's dead!" Such a haunting cry from the vocal chords of a young woman will last with me forever.

Nathan and I sat in a somber stillness as did all the other passengers who were respectful of the grief and anguish this young woman was facing.

Curled up in a ball weeping to herself, it was only a matter of time before this damsel in distress met her prince charming. Surely such a stylish, graceful, and urbane young lady was looking to fall for a lothario at this exact moment in time.

We eyeballed the usual suspects on the 44 Southbound Bus, and just when we thought there would be no hero of the day, one stepped forward. Now this was a man who can only be described justly by Nathan Macintosh as "Razor Ramon if Razor Ramon was from Etobicoke." Only this was not the real Razor Ramon. This was Etobicoke Razor Ramon. Sure he has been in some ladder matches in his day, but they were the result of drinking paint thinner while roofing low income housing at Bloor and Islington. This man was not oozing machismo either my friends. The filthiest skid on the entire bus, clearly of Greek discent and dripping dippity do mixed with serpentine from his jheri curl, decided he would try his luck with the lovely lady.

Sitting down beside her and putting his arm around the girl to console her, she immediately rejected his attempt to befriend her once she smelled the fusion of Antonio Banderas dollar store cologne combined with the diesel spill that was Razor Ramon. Yet he persisted.

Razor: "It is okay, it is okay. These emotions are normal to be experiencing."

Girl: "Seriously it's fine, I am okay, thank you for your concern. I am fine."

Razor: "I killed my best friend."

Silence. For ten minutes the entire bus was a dark room. One big dark room. Winona Ryder has no idea.

The next sound was the ding to alert the driver that it was my stop. I got off the bus and Nathan stayed on as his stop was further down the line. After I had left the next words that escaped the silver tongue of that devil Razor Ramon were priceless in their context.

Razor: "So, uh, yeah, do you think I could like maybe get your number? Like would you like to go out with me maybe?"

No response. She simply got off the bus, and disappeared into the cold black Etobicoke streets leaving a void in Razor's broken heart that will never be filled again, no matter how many times he combs his hair with a switch blade knife.

If there is one thing I have learned from all this it is that chivalry is dead; and so is Jim Schoman.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

WHAT SHE SAID AND FRIENDS AT THE RAGIN CAJUN; THIS FRIDAY!



I never thought I would say this but... the Ragin Cajun is the spot to be this Friday night in Guelph! Headliners, What She Said, have compiled an impressive guest list of local Guelph talent and a line up that ensures Friday's show will have something for everybody. The vibes from the show should range between rock to rap to house and everything in between. The show will feature What She Said, Harmless Danger, Kenyada, D Eve Archer, and Shy Guise. As a lead up to this night, we collaborated with Fresh Media to bring you a collection of interviews with Friday night's acts.

INTERVIEWS BELOW / Click HERE for the Facebook event page / $5 at the door




WHAT SHE SAID [The Jerk Slow/Move Fast Interview]



JERK SLOW/MOVE FAST: Describe your bands sound and how your band is influenced by other music.

DANIEL BERZEN [BASS]: Every band gets this question a lot, and whenever we get it we usually revert to using ridiculous stuff like “party / pregnancy / funk” but to be honest as we write more and grow (literally, we’re playing as a 10 piece on Friday) I feel like we’re beginning to feel a good blend of funk and hip-hop mixed with some reggae and rock.

We’ve got such a wild range of influences, Julie’s always showing us crazy Spanish music, Nick and Cays push the good vibes pretty hard, personally I’m more into hard hitting live stuff; like the Roots are probably my favorite live band of all-time. I like to think we have a setup somewhat resembling of theirs.

JS/MF: What three adjectives best describe your band's onstage demeanor?

BERZEN: Another tough one… Going to have to go with surprising, exciting and busy… Sometimes we’ll be playing as a 5 piece to a smaller venue of like 100 people and taking it really easy. And then there are the big shows, where at some points in the set there will be like 30 people on stage just partying, and like 9 of those people will be What She Said, it gets pretty extreme sometimes.

JS/MF: Why has What She Said never hit the studio?

BERZEN: There are a lot of elements to that one, it’s something we talk about almost every day. Basically we started the band just jamming, and through the unique combination of people in the band we fostered some underground hype. Our first headlining show was at Van Gogh’s first floor or something like that, and the place was coming down. That being said, we also usually produce our own shows, we like to bring in acts from Toronto and give spots to Guelph groups, doing things on your own is really expensive, and recording a 9 piece band is also really really expensive.

I guess we’ve always had the mentality that if we’re going to record, we want to do it properly, with a good producer and good setup, we’ve all heard wayyy to many dry recordings that completely ruin a person’s perception of a song or even worse…a band.

Someday soon though, we’re going to go in and record a 5 song EP, sooner than you think :D

JS/MF: If a venue gave you the option would you rather have extra speakers or smoke and lazers?

BERZEN: Aahhahahaaa… That’s amazing because that too is a question we find ourselves constantly debating to be honest. We’re all about having fun, and I don’t think there is a single practice that goes by without us joking about playing with a bigger sound system, the kind that makes the kick drum move your heart. At the same time, lazers are probably our favourite thing to joke about, like “smoke, lazers, red lights”.

Personally, I’d have to go with the sound. I’m basically deaf, and constantly turn stuff up. My car’s sound system is like a listening chamber for deaf people; you can feel it even if you don’t hear it.

JS/MF: Who was your favorite artist or group in grade 8?

BERZEN: Don’t really remember… maybe Sugar Ray? Fly was the first song I ever downloaded when MP3s hit the scene.

JS/MF: Who is your favourite artist/group/DJ in Guelph right now?

BERZEN: Anyone we’ve ever had at one of our shows. We feel truly blessed that there are so many acts doing great things in and around Guelph; it’s never an issue putting together a bill with bands like One Flew West, Kenyada and the Humanzees around – and I can’t forget Trainlight, if it wasn’t for them asking us to open for them two years ago we probably never would have put the band together as everyone knows it now. Specifically in terms of DJs I have to say Wristpect, I’ve been working with the dude for some time doing promo and stuff; and he got us our first few spots headlining at Van Gogh’s. But pure raw amateur love I’m all about Shyguise, those dudes rip shit up. I love their fans, love their presence and loooove their mixes… so hard hitting. Shyguise has basically spun every What She Said show we’ve produced since the beginning. When they headlined at the Goog I was completely blown away, those guys are going to do big things pretty soon. Their venues are only getting bigger and their fan base is quickly expanding.